I Guess Mom Couldn't Find Any Cannibals For Me To Hang Around With

Quite Possibly The Greatest Photo Ever Taken, Depicting The High Water Mark Of Human Existence

When I grow up, I want to be an astronau... Oh! Oh! Never mind! I want to drive a car on the walls of a huge barrel with a lion in the sidecar instead.

via SidecarPete's

Fred Flintstone Goldberg Is On The Case!

We Go To The City For All The Four-Star Restaurants

You can find food outside them.

How Else Will You Teach Your Children The Word "Ferrule"?

1963 Steampunk represent!

Mom Say's It's A Pretty Good Ball

But it's not as round as my head.

Billy Midol Rocks

Cool! Let's Go Outside!

I Don't Know What They're Selling, Exactly, But A Five-Year-Old Wants To Buy It

Press on the cards. Move the slider. Enjoy.

(Thanks to Angelinfreefall for sending this along)

A Man Will Appear When One Is Needed

I got a bad case of the shingles by hanging around with my old man.