Spring. When A Young Man's Thoughts Turn To...

... BuckBuck!

We Went To The Carnival In The City, Once

They had pony rides.

Sometimes When You Caddy...

...there just is no safe place to stand.

No Need For A Mirror

No one's going to be coming at me from that direction.

April 22nd 1823: RJ Tyers Patents The Roller Skate

Winston Churchill once overturned a ban on roller skating. He said public safety was important, but children needed fun and exercise, and that trumped all.

Be Careful!

Why? The stove's not even hot anymore.

The Enrico Fermi Class Soapbox Derby

Being The Piper Beats Paying Him

All Real Boys Invest Early In Real Estate

They keep it behind their ears, generally.

Someday I'm Gonna Grow Up...

... and be a werewolf too, just like dad and grandpa.

Sad Sacks Are Never In One

I'd Cheat...

...but you're as dumb as I am.

Listen Kids: If You Don't Do It, Old Farts Will

Lawn mower engine? Check. Friction clutch? Check. A Little welding? Check.

Neighbors calling the cops: Check.

Put It There, Pal

A Young Gentlemen Is Always Helpful To His Elders

You Want Me To Wear A What On My Face?

This ain't baseball, son, it ain't Halloween, neither.

Studyin' Physics

When Wrestling Was Wholesome

Well, not exactly wholesome, I guess. Dumb fun, maybe?

I'm Still Only Young...

...so Mom only lets me use this little knife.

It Has Always Been Thus, Young Man

First you get the bread. Then you get the girls.

Someday I'm Going Pro

There is a leapfrog league, isn't there?

Superman

It was sporting of him not to reveal he could fly until after the Cup was won.

I Came. I Saw. I Fixed The Radio

An immutable law of social discourse: Chicks dig a guy that knows how to wield his soldering iron. Play your cards right, kid, and Samantha Stevens will be yours later.

What's A Conjurer?

It's like cheating at Geometry, only less fun.