Someone Will Pay

Someday, I'm going to put you in a home over this.

Girls Are Crazy

The kid's table is way better at Thanksgiving. You can put your elbows on the table and blow bubbles in the milk through a straw and nobody cares.

Quiet, Numbskulls, I'm Broadcastin'

I ain't shy. Flip the switch.

Sports Using Weapons Are Best

Collisions will do, in a pinch.