Ready...

Hey, baby -- check out my big guns.

Outdoor Plumbing

I'm not afraid to... go outside.

Icarus

There is no such thing as too close to the sun.

Lower The Drawbridge

Hey, look! The moat's full of pollywogs.

Soft Touch

If it walks, crawls, flies, or wriggles on its belly, I'll keep it until it won't stay kept any more.

This Will Have To Do, Until We Can Get Our Hands On A Cardboard Box To Play In

Larry's Right, Of Course

Go home dry, or Mom will know.

I'll Learn To Swim

Right after I learn to jump in the water.

If You Can Catch It, You Can Ride It

But you'll have to feed it.

Why Do You Have A Frog In That Jar?

Well, I used to keep fireflies in it, but the frog ate them.

Melonius Thunk

A place to sit and seeds to spit.

Have A Pleasant Labor Day

Ice Cream tastes best with a little sand in it.

Library 1; Mom 0

Mom can dress me like a sailor in the Shirley Temple Navy all she wants, but I can always take my wagon down to the library and get The History of Discovery.