Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Cookies Were Fantastic

After ten years of shooing you off this fence, the old widow that lives there will hire you to paint it. After that, you will mow her lawn for free, unasked, until she goes to her reward.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

What Time Is It?

"What time is it?"
"Third period, I think."

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Theaters Of War

Pew pew pew BCHWWWWWW! Pow. Aaaaaaggghhhh...

Monday, August 27, 2007

When The Screws Ain't Lookin' I'm Bustin' Out Of Here


Are you with me? Tie your shoe.