The Borderline Boy Appreciates Athleticism

The Borderline Boy Is Almost Always In A Hurry

And it's almost always for the same reason.

Go Ahead, Make Faces

The Borderline Boy knows there's no point in being serious in a silly business.

Just Tell Mom You're Saving Up To Buy A Bicycle

Don't tell her it's a Harley-Davidson "bicycle." And don't wear pants with flappy pantlegs or you'll end up beside yourself when you end up behind yourself.

[From the fascinating: Motorcycles of the Twentieth Century]

Offerings To The God Of Speed

Jon Is Our Honorary Borderline Sociopath Of The Day

But we must face facts. It's not that good.

It's only 14 percent better than the original, after all.

Happy Fourth of July!

We're bad mofos! Don't ever forget it!

If Werner Von Braun And Al Bundy Made A Go-Kart Together, It Would Look Like This

Have A Dangerous Summer

Of course, bullfighting has elements of brutality, but so does surgery, hunting, and the income tax. --James Michener

The Plans Call For A Six-Horse...

So of course any self-respecting honorary BSBFBoy worth his salt puts an eighteen on there.



Make your own fun!

Ah. So Much Borderline Blog For Boys Behavior In One Place

First, we ride motorcycles hands-free, standing on the seat, wearing only a muslin cap for head protection. Then we figure out how an automobile differential works. If only they had all eaten an earthworm at the end, it would have been perfection.

180 MPH In A Go-Kart Wearing A Cut-Off T-Shirt

The Indianapolis 500 in 1957

Borderline Blog For Boys Hall Of Fame: Righteous Drummer Fro Annex

Cumulative Cool Factor: +999

Let's see; we've got:

Recumbent tricycle: -1
Recumbent tricycle made like this: +1000

by and from: Steuben's Wheelmen